unbrokenable:

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.

(via bring-me-thy-horizon)

eerz:

Damn, girls with leg tattoos sure take a lot of bubble baths

(via whilesh-sleeps)

kidouyuuto:

last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office

(via sagihairius)

successssful:

lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

Touched by everyone, but wanted by no one…?

(via vodkist)

grawly:

i dont even interpret “uwu” as a smiley i just read it as “oo woo”

(via actualbae)

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

(via pokesinalltherightplaces)

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